少儿英语幽默小故事带翻译
　　1.【To Buy a Video 买录像机】 　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. 　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother. 　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. 　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother. 　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television! 　　艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。 　　恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。 　　可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。 　　你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西？妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。 　　妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了！
　　2.【Does He Bite 它咬人吗】 　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? 　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? 　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 　　里基:我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ 　　罗恩:嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？ 　　里基:这正是我想要查明的。
　　3.【Birthday 生日】 　　Professor: When is your birthday? 　　Kid: May 30. 　　Professor: Which year? 　　Kid: Every year. 　　教授:你的生日是什么时候？ 　　孩子:5月30日。 　　教授:哪一年？ 　　孩子:每年都是。
　　4.【I'm Glad 我很高兴】 　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? 　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday. 　　Well done. Who was that? 　　My granny. 　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad. 　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！ 　　一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说:你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？ 　　我，老师，一个小男孩说:昨天我就使别人高兴过。 　　做得好，是谁呢？ 　　我奶奶。 　　好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。 　　是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说:‘啊，我很高兴！’